Thursday 6 September 2012

Swirly-whirly.

Oh shit, look out.  They're moving around – reshuffling as they like to call it.  Another chapter in the current cycle of Torygeddon started up again this week with MPs coming back from the summer recess and David Cameron shouting, "Change places!" showing, again that his medication isn't at all up to snuff.

The reshuffle itself is pretty much inconsequential, we've still got the same collection of dead-eyed mutant entitled arse shavings that we had before MPs were moved into different seats.  Yes, some of the people put in place will allow the PM to do what he wants that little bit more easily.  Like, for example, strapping on his Edward Scissorhands gloves and flailing at the NHS and the welfare state, because poor people shouldn't be allowed the security and health that he's never had to worry about.  The two institutions are, in England at least*, already bloody and torn messes.  That's okay because, idealogue ole Davey-wavey-scumbag doesn't see anything wrong with damaging the people who actually do the grunt work in the country.

Gideon Osborne still resides on his throne as Chancellor of the Exchequer, replete with giant butt plug, sans lube, to make sure he maintains the look of a man who's thirty seconds away from shitting himself with glee or dismissing peasants to go and work in the mines.  He doesn't care what mines, any mines, arsenic mines that have been closed for decades, just as long as their in mines, that's where the poor (read non-millionaires) belong.

It amused me to hear about Osborne being booed at the Paralympics the other day.  Look at that gommy motherfucker, he doesn't even have the decency to look ashamed of himself for the mess he and the rest of the government have left people with disabilities in.  The man's clearly had some kind of shame bypass, which isn't a huge shock, how else can you account for him going out of the house with a face like that for all these years.

Cameron's not even pretending the Lib Dems have got any kind of sway any more.  He's just moved more Tory ghouls from one place to another.  Lots of nasty pieces of work like Jeremy Hunt as health secretary, who was under investigation for his handling of News Corp's dodgy bid to buy BSkyB and is known to be against the NHS, stem cell research and anti-abortion.  Wonder what he'll be doing then.  Whatever it is, I bet it won't involve any lube and will end up with lots of people with worse or no health care.

Then there's this cunt, Chris Grayling who cheated the system for £127,000 of expenses and has now been put in charge of the Department of Work and Pensions.  Just the person to look after the benefits of the most vulnerable in our society.  Let me reiterate that for those who nodded off: another very rich man who will happily fuck the system to get even more money and will shit on people will virtually nothing, from a great height.  I think that sums it up nicely.

And let's not forget the nice, tolerant Maria Miller, who's been made minister of equality.  A woman who's so into her equality that she's voted against gay rights issues on numerous occasions.  She's minister for EQUALITY.  Do we see a problem here?  David Cameron clearly doesn't as he's happy to have this intolerant dolt in the position.  He might as well just set the Catholic church up in an equality council.

That's only a small selection of the horrible bastards the Prime Minister has put in place to screw the country over that little bit more.  And old Nick Clegg and the rest of his party look on with happy grins, letting all this happen.  Thanks, Nick you spineless scrap of junk sperm.

So here we are, in the early part of the twenty-first century, governed by a regressive bunch of over privileged shits** pulling bits from the country's infrastructure like the highest-stakes game of Jenga in the world.  Fucking cunts.

* I will reiterate that I'm Scottish, but it doesn't mean I'm happy about this shit going down.

** Or partially in my case.  Scotland's devolved government gives us a buffer against the fuckers.


Will